Thursday, July 13, 2006
Sunday, July 02, 2006
P.Ps in orkut
it wont be wrong if i said that everybody on orkut is a P.P......but i m there too so i m gonna keep my mouth shut......but there are some extra....doubly....triply...p.ps there....so since dalda gave me the idea....i thought i ll write abt them....some of these guys on orkut....pathetic... have no job...no life.....only thing they do is go searching for some chick...and send a friend invite....some dont even get off your back...and keep scrapping even if you call them a mother fuckin basterd....wat the hell is wrong with them.....some have such stupid names like Bolus Injection.....and others....i was in no mood to hang there any longer....so didnt bother finding other pathetic names.......some guys keeping sending friend requests even if you decline it a million times....dont they get the point???.....and some start stupid communities like....India belongs to pakistan.....and some fuckin indians are also members of this thing.....its absolutely annoying....now that i m actually thinkin abt this.....it makes me wanna delete my profile and get out of that place......
Sunday, June 25, 2006
more abt P.P.
hey i m back..........only coz i wanted to bitch abt some p.p.s..........remember my last post on P.P.{if u dont...i dnt care}.....well if u do remember....i hd mentioned parvin.....well he s become more pathetic now....he has the kind the hair, actually more like a rug thats stuck on his head using fevicol......well hes somehow managed to straighten it now..........and walks around like TERENAAM....its absolutely hilarious....i thought salmaans hair in the movie was bad.....but i must say this is worse....thats not all .....theres another guy ....everybody calls him kaka{crow}....coz hes.....but thats no big deal.....wats pathetic is the clothes he wears.....i mean for gods sake leave the girls tops alone....buy something manly....and for your own sake stop wearing flourescent colours......yuk......you dont wanna scare ppl in the dark...or during day time for that matter.....well it might sound harsh....but i just couldnt take it anymore....its abt time i wrote abt it
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Dalda.......Tuppa........Benne.........
I had read Daldas blog [http://zedalda.blogspot.com ] long before i started my own..,not tat it was the greatest blog i ever read or anything,it was just his name and his absolutely phenomenon comments tat made me read it [i must say his comments are much much better than his posts..........i absolutely love them], inspired by his name...i thought ill use the name Tuppa[meaning ghee] for my own blog.....it would have suited me very well......as i absolutely love it[even though its fattening n all].....and becoz i had consumed a whole bottle of it wen i was 3 or 4 and survived without a single problem.....hey i guess i shd be called tuppa queen[coz im immuned to tuppa......touch wood]
anyways...... i dont know y....... but i didnt do it,i instead used the name FRANKISON which is really odd......coz neither m i a son nor is my dads name frank.......i have no idea y i did it......but since i have already done it im too lazy to change it...............so im gonna stick with it.....but i still think Tuppa would have been a great name....... dont u think so???
anyways...... i dont know y....... but i didnt do it,i instead used the name FRANKISON which is really odd......coz neither m i a son nor is my dads name frank.......i have no idea y i did it......but since i have already done it im too lazy to change it...............so im gonna stick with it.....but i still think Tuppa would have been a great name....... dont u think so???
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
news flash
for those who ve read my previous post.........maybe i didnt make it clear that its not me talkin but its like those pathetic people talking.........ok????
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
P.P.[pathetic people]
Here's a list of a few pathetic people I know..........im sure i ve met more but cant remember right now
pathetic creature 1.sky[tats wat his friends call him,how pathetic]: i m so dumb tat i tried to find out the password[email id]of this girl i had a crush on and got caught tryin to do it.........i wonder y she said no.....sob... sob....
pathetic creature 2.skys friend cloud:im so smart tat i proposed to a girl she said no so i proposed to her friend.......i wonder y she also said no....im such a hard worker ....i try and i try but still dont succeed.
pathetic creature 3.pre-shanthi :i asked this girl out but she said no, so i thought she would be attracted to me if i did the coolest thing on this planet so i started to smoke.......... but she even stopped talkin to me...i m sure she ll come to me if i try becoming a alcoholic..hmmmm
pathetic creature4.parvin:im so cool ........actually im the coolest guy around......i tuck my shirt so well tat half of it is out half in ....ppl hve told me tats not the way but wat do they know.......i got a necklace for myself , i saw this girl wearing it and i was like "me too".......i got a bracelet too........its like the kind the tapooriis wear.........oh! sorry abt tat, im one too, im new at it u see.....,with my deep v neck shirt,my necklace ,my bracelet and my girl friend in my arms......i m the coolest dude around.
pathetic creature 1.sky[tats wat his friends call him,how pathetic]: i m so dumb tat i tried to find out the password[email id]of this girl i had a crush on and got caught tryin to do it.........i wonder y she said no.....sob... sob....
pathetic creature 2.skys friend cloud:im so smart tat i proposed to a girl she said no so i proposed to her friend.......i wonder y she also said no....im such a hard worker ....i try and i try but still dont succeed.
pathetic creature 3.pre-shanthi :i asked this girl out but she said no, so i thought she would be attracted to me if i did the coolest thing on this planet so i started to smoke.......... but she even stopped talkin to me...i m sure she ll come to me if i try becoming a alcoholic..hmmmm
pathetic creature4.parvin:im so cool ........actually im the coolest guy around......i tuck my shirt so well tat half of it is out half in ....ppl hve told me tats not the way but wat do they know.......i got a necklace for myself , i saw this girl wearing it and i was like "me too".......i got a bracelet too........its like the kind the tapooriis wear.........oh! sorry abt tat, im one too, im new at it u see.....,with my deep v neck shirt,my necklace ,my bracelet and my girl friend in my arms......i m the coolest dude around.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
fantabulous bus ride
who would h ve thought riding one of our city buses could also be fun..........yesterday it rained ,i wished i could bottle up the smell of rain drops falling on mud,..it was one of those days where u had to regret wearing light coloured clothes,regret having to walk to the bus stop....and one of those" ayyoooo! kochhe"days . but yesterday wasnt like tat, there were a few puddles here and there but none causing harm[batte galiju],the bus ride was the best part....instead of being crowded with some fuckin bastrds stamping ur leg and dirtying ur clothes with their wet feet and clothes...it was absolutely kaali[empty]....with the beautiful weather[u know the kind u see after it rains....blue sky..but not clear sky....the kind where u know its gonna rain any minute].....and a seat next to the window,and to top it all the radio in front playing....jadoo hai nasha hai.,for the first time in by bus riding days i didnt want to reach my destination........it might not hve been a trip to europe but it was indeed a fantabulous bus ride.
Friday, April 14, 2006
thanx.....yo!!!
i dedicate this blog to my friend who uses the word .......wateverrrrrrr...... a lot. its like in school wen kids hear a new word from a teacher...............or some other piehole..........and try to use it in every other sentence.......i remember this one time wen i was probably in 4th std and this teacher had used the word to scold some kid for talkin unnecessarily -it was "mouth piece" .it was absolutely pathetic wen all the kids in my class started using it too........ but in this case it happened to not be a school goer but my very very dear friend...........i sure she ll read this and say.........wateverrrrrrrr..........its so damn irritating wen she does...........tis is the reason i ve named the blog wateverrrrr.......thanx girl ............i hope u dont mind.....even if u do ..............wateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
helllooooooooooo!!
this is my first blog.i was just readin other blogs........so thought y not start my own.........i dont wanna write about what pisses me off...coz i think dr.pissed is already doin a great job........i dont wanna write abt myself..............coz i speak abt myself so much already...or atleat tats wat my friends[dickheads]say...i dont wanna blog abt politics and freedom fighters.......coz my friend is already doin tat.......and its real boring.........i dont wanna try to be funny ........coz one of my friends did, and it was absolutely pathetic....but thank god she realised it..............
hey now i know wat to blog abt...............all the pathetic things tat my friends do................all the stupid jokes they make[not only my friends but also other stupid bloggers]..............all the fine things in life.................and all the things i hate abt northies..............i know many hve already dealt with tat matter.............but a little more never hurt anyone
hey now i know wat to blog abt...............all the pathetic things tat my friends do................all the stupid jokes they make[not only my friends but also other stupid bloggers]..............all the fine things in life.................and all the things i hate abt northies..............i know many hve already dealt with tat matter.............but a little more never hurt anyone
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